Dicas de Engate

Para aqueles que vão para fora, sinto me na obrigação de lhes dar umas dicas de engate a valer, para ver se desta vez resulta (conto contigo Brunol)! E claro como somos de BCM, tem de ser frases de engate proprias para quem está no meio.

If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves!

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

Hey, can I put my zinc fingers in your major groove?

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation...

wanna empty your vesicles into my synaptic cleft?

You must be sodium channel blocker tetrodotoxin because you really disrupt my sinoatrial potentials and make my heart stop beating!

Are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack...

I wish I were a Streptococcus cuz I'd be in your throat.

I wish I was factor D, so I could bind to your TATA box.

i wish i was ethidium bromide so i could interpolate between your bases, puttin stress on your sugar phosphate backbone and causin slippage between your replication fork...

Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it penetrates the membrane.

Come here, baby - I want to test your cremasteric reflex.

Hey, baby – wanna be sinusoidal functions? We could oscillate horizontally.

I'm like Shigella, baby. All it takes is a lil' person-to-person contact.

I want to lose my glycoprotein coat then enter your Corona radiata.

You must be made of Thermite cuz you're taking my Oxygen.

I wish I was your integral so I could fill up your area.

My love for you is like a concave up function, it never stops increasing.

I wish I were your problem set cuz then I'd be really hard and youd be doin' me on the desk.

Bem, agora não quero desculpas do tipo "Epa e tal, elas eram tipo coiso e eu tava mesmo e tal, e por isso não deu nada!", porque dei-vos tudo para conseguirem!